BEAU ARMY

Tonight I'd like to introduce everyone to Beau's Army (AKA his toys). He has many that aren't on here including S.A.S which stands for scary as sh!t. He is a baby doll who has had his face torn off by General Beau. I know I said the New York post would be tonight, but I'll probably do it tomorrow night. So without anymore interruptions meet Beau's Army. 

This is Cap'n Green. He is a green walrus who has a double life as a communist spy. He got this July 3rd and it was ruined within 2 days. I now am unable to find cap'n green or his remains, so his condition is unknown and so are his whereabouts. 

This one doesn't have a name, Beau's aunt got it for him (Mackenzie) for Easter. He used to have bunny ears and Beau shows no mercy to this one. 

I call this one Kong. It is a kong brand toy and it is the only one of Beau's toys that he hasn't showed an interest in destroying. 

This one is new, although we have tossed around a few names. 

When I gave him fly he didn't act like he really liked it, but as I'm typing this he is going to town trying to break it! 

This one has been with Beau since he was a baby. It goes by, Lizzie, Pinkie, and some others. 

This is Cap'n Greens partner in crime, Cap'n Red. Who is a communist crab. Beau has destroyed him. Stuffing is all over the place and now Cap'n Red is laying face down and flat.

This is Mr. Frog. Who is also new to the army, who has also been destroyed. *sigh*

This is hops the bunny. At first I thought he was a goner, but he seems to be doing fine. 

So there is Beaus army, with some unmentioned Victoria Secret PINK dogs, a huge monkey, a pumpkin, a hedge hog, and probably a lot others. Honestly I don't know why we spend so much money on his toys, they all end up unstuffed and unloved. 

And for some people reading this please note I'm not serious, I literally just made up all those names except for Cap'n Green. And Shayne actually came up with that one, I just thought it would be funny to show Beau's toys because I haven't showed him in a while. Here are some more updated pictures! 

He is a little brat and a big baby but he means everything to me. He knows how to make me smile or laugh at him. Looking back at the pictures when he was a little puppy make me sad, because a lot of people will say "We got a puppy, but then he/she grew up..he/she's not as cute as he/she used to be" and that is so sad! Yes puppies are puppies for a short time, but they still love you just the same. You get older and they don't love you any less, or stop thinking you hung the moon. Beau is so sweet and I can't imagine my life without him. 

-K